*chu qiang ji*

gee.. toke abt premonitions..
yest nite i juz had a dream abt gg on a mass slaying of cockroaches..
n 2dae i saw one in e kitchen..
scare e hell out of me wen i saw e v familiar brown ting on stilts.
eeks..
bt! im proud to annouce tt i killed it! wif nary a scream!!
bt it came at a cost of near instant heart failure.. n a series of tt..
i thot of whacking it wif e kitchen slippers bt as most may nt noe.. my kitchen slippers happened to b made of lightweight rubber.. nt exactly a fatal weapon.. so i dashed all e way to the living rm trying at e same tym nt to mk too much noise n alert e intruder.. grabbed one big stack of newspapers.. den on 2nd thot dashed to grab e can of insecticide in my parents' rm.. den went back.. open e store rm n took my broom for safety measure.. so armed w all 3.. i stood at e edge of my kitchen entrance waiting for it to cum out.. n trying to scare it out of its hiding place (which is behind my laundry basket w a pile of laundry waiting to b washed in it) so i tipped e broom n poked at e basket.. falling back in reflex at e 1st "poke" n cut my ankle against e grocery trolley behind me. damn! nb tot my kitchen was so booby trapped!
n den i was so determined to c it e onli n last tym.. nicely squashed.. i stood guarding e damn basket in e kitchen beside e damn shopping trolley.. yes.. i look funny armed w my big stack of newspaper broom n insecticide.. den sprayed insecticide several times n aft glancing arnd.. n staring hard at e basket.. tada! it appeared.. on e clothes!! eeks!!! happily crawling arnd n making a nest out of my laundry.. -_-"' thank god it doesnt fly! else can u imagine how disgusting it wld b wen i spray e insecticide n it flies right at me??!! eew!
hahahahaz.. bt aft const spraying n it trying to escape e spray by crawling up high on e wall.. e insecticide started working! bt nt fast enuff for my liking.. for a moment i tot my eyes were playing tricks at me.. bt i tot it look lyt its dizzy n falling off frm e wall.. coz it juz kpt dropping sideways.. hahahahz. lyt e sticky pads it use to scale walls malfunctioned.. den "thud" dropped on e flr... n crawled twds me!!!!! damn!!! n i aimed.. whacked n threw e newspaper at it. bt din hit smack on.. bt! stunned it.. den e lightweight slippers on e flr went nxt.. missed.. n more spray.. n guess wad?? yes! u gt it! e broom im holding!
"BHAM!" "BHAM!" "BHAM!" "BHAM!" n dere goes e sad life of xiao qiang!!
*******WINNER!!*********ME!!**********
n tt.. is how chu qiang ji went..
n u! hu r reading n laughing! dis is no laughing matter! e bloody roach gave me e creeps shivers yada yada.. n i was weak wif aftermath of adrenline aft e kill.. trembling n shaking i cnot even typed a bloody sms properly to my darling..
btw.. U! yes U! darling. ur nt allowed to laugh too!
MUAHAHAHAHA.. once again.....................................................................................
pr reigns..
yeah n e reigning pr currently has a leaking aircon in her bedrm.. in e middle of e hot humid nite.. damn.. toke abt trouble..